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Radiohead: "Amnesiac" |
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I just got an email from a friend who stood in
line for a Radiohead/Sigur Ros gig. While I am
actually curious to see Sigur Ros, I think I'd
rather masturbate with finely shaved glass than
sit thru the shite, pretentious bore-dumb that
Radioheadupanus just shat out onto a new compact
disc for the very gullible listening public to
snatch up. Gee! It's been just six months since
the "Brilliant" Kid A, and they say there's a new
one already in the can for Xmas!
Radiohead
aren't "visionaries", they're shrewd businessmen!
Right now I can name off dozens, no, hundreds,
nay, thousands of faaar superior albums to buy
than anything those d*ckheads are even capable of
imagining. Ever notice how Radiohead always look
deep in thought whenever a camera is near? That's
because they're the next U2!
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Utter tw*ts who
would try to peddle CD-R's of Thom Yorke saddled
with a bout of explosive diarrhea in an echoey
public washroom if they thought someone, anyone
would buy it.
Amnesiac is available in a
"limited" edition booklet form for the idiots out
there who were so easily duped into purchasing
the last cd when it was released the same way. Oh
yeah, the album review! Ummm...this sounded like
OK Computer and The Bends. I don't even wanna
hear about that old man who plays on the album
this time either. Wow! That's swell! Why not
give him your royalty checks, boys?! And Mr.
Yorke's weedy voice about sent me over the edge
too. Yeah, Radiohead are sh*ttin' ca$h, but I had
to spend five years looking for anything by the
Cardiacs, who are all probably very lucky to have
week old, p*ssed on oatmeal for dinner. Makes
perfect sense to me.
By Jason Thornberry, CanEHdian.com
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