1. What makes you tick?
My ticking is caused by a combination of radioactive underwear and
a heartbeat.
2. What makes your ticks tick?
Bzzzk.
3. Beets or bologna?
Bologna. Beets are for those who cannot handle bologna.
4. How do you feel on the state of America?
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free.. etc.
5. If you could meet George Bush, you would....
..probably say something stupid and get my azz kicked by his
bodyguards.
I was standing outside the Pentagon one time, protesting computers
that come in tower form (I prefer the flat desktop models myself)
when I mentioned that I had a bomb under my jacket. Boy was that
stupid.
6. Lyrically, you are:
Incompetent. Be glad I don't sing.
7. Smut makes you feel how?
All warm and tingly. I have a pornographic memory.
8. Butter is to toast like buffalos are to....
The lone prairie of my heart.
9. Oh, and the music. A twenty word explanation of "333"?
I used to have a tape that started with 333 and wanted my own to
start with it as well.
10. How does bad music make you feel?
Pretty unhappy and happy simultaneously. Nothing wrong with bad music
as long as it lines my pockets, I always say. Or sometimes.
Thanks for taking the time to speak with us.
>8<
Interview with the Evil Banjo, 2001.
