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New Feature: We recently spoke with Newwave. Read the interview here!
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"Artist" Profiles: Newwave |
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There's something to be said about music artists that can't make music. Those damned fools that try
as they may, cannot produce a sound that resembles an oxen mating let alone a defined song or melody.
Newwave, a North Carolina "artist" (we take the term lightly), is a hero for millions of luzers
everywhere through his
cheap attempts at noise and even weaker attempts at seducing the eardrums of the hearing-inept
everywhere.
Newwave broke onto the scene far too many years early, and despite his obvious comparisons to
Smashing Pumpkin's Billy Corgan, is still missing the key ingredient that helped Corgan
sell millions of records with the Smashing Pumpkins: talent. "A love of owls and station wagons
can only bring me so far in life", says Newwave. The "artist" continues
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"it is artists like myself,
Kizz and Pimp Daddy Welfare that bring this world to dizzying heights.
My brand of azz-thwumping Waffle House noize not only scares children, but
donkeys as well". Unfortunate, really, that he feels this way.
What is it about his cheap attempts at music that are really so horrendous? Some may say
it's the fact that he picked up an instrument, others may say it's his interest in animal
love. We say it's the fact that he somewhere found a "record" button. Songs like "333", as we once
proclaimed before, may indeed change the world someday. But notice that we didn't say for the better.
If a random sampling of people were randomly asked for their thoughts on the talent (heh) and
general impact Newwave has had on the world at large, the answers, inevitably, would be "blarg".
By The Evil Banjo, CanEHdian.com
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Fan Comments:
Newwave Rox man.. he's da shit. Not only cuz he's my homeboy.. but alla us homiez out here in Chitown luv that craaazy style.
You 0wn newwave. Keep it real yo...
Submitted by Jenny
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