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"Artist" Profiles: cageyklio |
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Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a cute little bear named Cagey. This little bear
had great fun through the days munching on tasty eucalyptus leaves and pizzing on the silly, loud kangaroos
who were hopping throughout the forest below.
One day the cute little Cagey bear decided to venture away from the security of her high palace in
the sky to crawl along the forest floor and to try to make it as a country-western star. This was no small feat to
undertake seeing that the cute little bear couldn't play the gee-tar nor could she produce anything
that resembled a voice. But this cute little Cagey bear had loads of determination and a secret weapon
in her pouch: bubbles! (and lots of them)!
Cagey bear crossed the sea to Canada on a magnificent boat made of OOOoooOOoOooOooOooOoooo .
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Along the way she not only fought off rabid sharks but the shameless advances of North Carolinian
whereOwls. She was very scared, but ultimately her determination (and her visions of naked Canadians) paid
off, and she made it...landing on the shores of Dildo, Newfoundland
a little after half past three last Thursday. After a quick bath with the locals (ooOoooOOooOo ck cb ps OooOOooOo),
Cagey bear proceeded down to the local watering hole to set up her gee-tar and put on her gumboots.
The locals were flabbergasted, and strangely excited. They took to the streets shouting out loud
shrieks of "oi, oi, oi" before the even more stunned bath mates, who simply looked at each other, grabbed
the cute little cagey bear in to join them, and proceeded to wash each other's backs with reckless
abandonement.
By The Evil Banjo, CanEHdian.com
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