"How does a duck know what direction south is
And to tell his wife from all the other ducks?"
- How Does A Duck Know? (Crash Test Dummies)
"Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat /
He'd follow on the shoreline 'cuz he didn't own a boat /
But cutbacks were a-coming so the mountie lost his job /
Now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob. /
A swingin' sword, and sull n' bones, and pleasant company /
I never pay the income tax and screw the GST- SCREW IT! /
Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, I'm the terror of the sea /
If ya wanna reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!"
- The Last Saskatchewan Pirate (Arrogant Worms)
Submitted by Beth
"If Heaven's for clean people, it's vacant"
- Load Me Up (Matthew Good Band)
Submitted by Melissa
"Running into you like this without warning
Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning"
- I Think I'll Disappear Now (CrashTest Dummies)
"Your imagination's having puppies"
- Something's On (The Tragically Hip)
Submitted by Greg Dearden
"I caught you flirting with my memory
You said she was just a friend"
- Fine (The Wild Strawberries)
"You were the dare at midnight
the gold narcotic on my breath
you were the beggers tin cup
you were the stain on my sheet"
- Where Are You Now (Blue Rodeo)
"A politician's hand in my pants /
searching for what he don't have"
-Production (I Mother Earth)
"So the Maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
The Oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light.
Now there's no more Oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, ax, and Saw."
-The Trees (Rush)
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